Mab-tastic

So, the other day Mab got hammered, and here are some things that she had to say (while very, very close to my face):

"Ancient Aliens is such a great show. I dunno why I can't stop thinking about Ancient Aliens."

"I know you think I'm just saying this because I'm drunk, but I think time is spreading apart like the universe."

"You're separate, you know what I mean? It's not nature, it's nature!"

"I love Ancient Aliens."

She also happened to mention that she's working on about 8 blog posts. This is my attempt to coax those out. Redeem thyself, woman!