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*Aww crap.
Friday, October 23, 2009
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
This Year's Top 10 Ladies' Slutty Versions of Other Stuff Halloween Costumes
Are you a lady? And are you YEAR ROUND confined by the chains of conservative clothing? Well fret not, because Halloween is just around the corner, and we all know there is only ONE kind of Halloween costume for the ladies to choose from. I mean there's variety, don't get me wrong. You can be a police officer, or a princess, Marie Antoinette, a school girl, or a barbarian. Anything you can think of really, as long as it's warm wherever you're planning on wearing it.
SLUTS! ALL OF YOU!
-Steps down from soap box-
I got the Little Red* Riding hood costume. It's my first store-bought costume, and I'm considering it a sociological experiment of sorts. More on that in later posts.
So today, dear Travelers, I'd like to present to you my Top 10 Slutbot costumes of the year....
#10 The classic nun look...
It's simple. It's counter-intuitive. It's slutty. These are the criteria for a good Slutbot costume.
#9 The obligatory pirate get-up...
Because ever since Johnny Depp ruined his good name with P.O.T.C. we can't get through a Halloween without it.
#8 Sexy B-Baller...
Shot Caller. I hope she's not planning on ballin' in those shoes.
#7 Sexy Tin Man...
I like it 'cause it's shiny.
#6 I'm not honestly sure what this is...
Which is why it had to make the list.
#5 The award for creativity goes to Sexy Pac Man/Woman...
For good use of boobs.
#4 Who ya gonna call....
Sexy Ghostbusters. Duh.
#3 Um. Sex-Eve.
Um. I.. uhh...
#2 Sexy Freddie Kruger...
Cause nothing says sexy like a claw wielding, burned-up child molester.
#1 And the number one spot goes to.... *drum roll*
Super Woman**!
Now I know this is supposed to be a top 10, but I had to include a couple or honorable mentions.
First, I'd like to present Princess Leia in the slave girl get-up with the Totally Valid Award...
Because it happens to be one of few sexy costumes that is true to its original sexiness and not an exaggerated version of it. Plus... I mean come on... Princess Leia is iconic.
Second, I'd like to let this year's Miss Congeniality speak for herself. The website called her Pretty Pegasus.....
*Red=Slut
**Woman=Tits
SLUTS! ALL OF YOU!
-Steps down from soap box-
I got the Little Red* Riding hood costume. It's my first store-bought costume, and I'm considering it a sociological experiment of sorts. More on that in later posts.
So today, dear Travelers, I'd like to present to you my Top 10 Slutbot costumes of the year....
#10 The classic nun look...
It's simple. It's counter-intuitive. It's slutty. These are the criteria for a good Slutbot costume.
#9 The obligatory pirate get-up...
Because ever since Johnny Depp ruined his good name with P.O.T.C. we can't get through a Halloween without it.
#8 Sexy B-Baller...
Shot Caller. I hope she's not planning on ballin' in those shoes.
#7 Sexy Tin Man...
I like it 'cause it's shiny.
#6 I'm not honestly sure what this is...
Which is why it had to make the list.
#5 The award for creativity goes to Sexy Pac Man/Woman...
For good use of boobs.
#4 Who ya gonna call....
Sexy Ghostbusters. Duh.
#3 Um. Sex-Eve.
Um. I.. uhh...
#2 Sexy Freddie Kruger...
Cause nothing says sexy like a claw wielding, burned-up child molester.
#1 And the number one spot goes to.... *drum roll*
Super Woman**!
Now I know this is supposed to be a top 10, but I had to include a couple or honorable mentions.
First, I'd like to present Princess Leia in the slave girl get-up with the Totally Valid Award...
Because it happens to be one of few sexy costumes that is true to its original sexiness and not an exaggerated version of it. Plus... I mean come on... Princess Leia is iconic.
Second, I'd like to let this year's Miss Congeniality speak for herself. The website called her Pretty Pegasus.....
*Red=Slut
**Woman=Tits
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